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REMEMBER THE HOOKUPS WORTH REMEMBERING

Names blur. Details disappear.
And six months later, “Alex 🔥” tells you absolutely nothing.

My Body Count Tracker gives every hookup a place to remember what happened, how it felt, and whether you'd do it again.

60 encounters. No app. No cloud. Just the receipts.
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BECAUSE «WHICH ALEX?» IS NOT A SYSTEM

A BEAUTIFULLY ORGANIZED RECORD OF YOUR BEAUTIFULLY DISORGANIZED DATING LIFE

REMEMBER WHO WAS WHO

Names blur. The details don't have to. Name, handle, where you met, and enough context to remember why you saved his number six months later.

REMEMBER WHAT ACTUALLY WORKED

The surprisingly good, the absolutely-not-again, and everything worth repeating. Quick checkboxes for roles and logistics so you don't have to write an essay.

SPOT YOUR OWN PATTERNS

Who you keep going back to. What you actually enjoy. Which red flags apparently need to be printed in ink.

KEEP IT OFFLINE

No account, no app, no accidental cloud sync. Just a notebook you control in your bedside drawer.

THE IMPORTANT DETAILS.
AND THE QUESTIONABLE ONES.

Hookup ID
Gender
Age range
@
Met in
Date
/ /
Top
Vers
Weirdo
Bottom
Side
In the closet
Occupation
Meet counter
Never again
Location
Body type
Vibe
Toys, gear, kinks
Substances
Protection
STIs, tests
Remove when completed
How I felt afterwards
Things to try with
Green or red flags
Reasons (not) to meet again
He thinks he’s unforgettable. Future you may disagree.
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THE HOOKUP MANIFESTO

SOME MEN ARE LESSONS. SOME ARE REPEATS.

Some deserve five stars.

Some deserve a second date.

Some deserve a note saying: DO NOT BELIEVE HIM WHEN HE SAYS HE IS “JUST FIVE MINUTES AWAY.”

My Body Count Tracker gives every encounter a place in history. For science, obviously.

PHONE NOTES VS. BLANK NOTEBOOK VS. THIS TRACKER

Your Notes app is one accidental screen-share away from disaster.

Notes can remember his name. This remembers why you saved him.

Phone Notes
  • Syncs everywhere: Useful until an intimate note appears somewhere it shouldn't.
  • Easy to lose: Hookup notes get buried between grocery lists and work notes.
  • No prompts: An entry like “Jake 🔥” provides almost no useful context later.
  • Dedicated “Never Again” checkbox: No.
  • Stays off other devices: No.
Blank Notebook
  • Too much setup: You have to draw the same templates and rating scales from scratch each time.
  • Too much writing: Paragraphs of text when simple checkboxes would do the job.
  • Hard to skim: Freeform notes make it difficult to compare encounters later.
  • Dedicated “Never Again” checkbox: No.
  • Consistent every time: Only if you build the same layout yourself.
★ Actually Made for This
My Body Count Tracker
  • Already laid out: Pre-printed Top, Vers, Bottom, Side, and encounter spread.
  • Quick to fill out: Checkboxes for the basics, with space to write only when you want to.
  • Clean separation: Keeps bedroom logistics distinct from reflections.
  • Dedicated “Never Again” checkbox: Yes (a satisfying physical receipt for questionable decisions).
  • Easy to revisit later: Yes — every encounter follows the same layout.
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YOUR PRIVATE ARCHIVE OF BAD DECISIONS

The Morning After

THE MORNING-AFTER DEBRIEF

A private place to write down the honest review right after he leaves, before your memories turn into revisionist history.

For encounters too good—or too questionable—to trust to memory.
The Ledger

A PHYSICAL TIME CAPSULE

Your dating life in book form. Something real you can hold, look back on years later, and laugh about over drinks.

Because this part of your life is worth remembering too.
Gift Idea

ALSO A VERY GAY GIFT

For birthdays, newly single friends, bachelor parties, Secret Santa, or the friend whose dating stories already require a spreadsheet.

Enough room for a roster, not enough room for Berlin.

MADE FOR YOUR BEDSIDE DRAWER

Cream paper, two-page encounter spreads, and a compact 6×9 format.

Dimensions 6″ × 9″
Capacity 60 Logs (120 pages)
Format Paperback / Hardcover
Paper Cream Interior Paper

Discreet packaging

Ships through Amazon in standard Amazon packaging.

FREQUENTLY ASKED

Who was this notebook created for?
Gay, bi and queer men—and anyone fluent in Top, Vers and Bottom who wants to remember their hookups as actual people and experiences instead of letting them blur together.
How many hookups can it hold?
It holds 60 encounters. Each encounter gets a dedicated two-page spread: quick details and checkboxes on the left, optional reflections and notes on the right.

REMEMBER MORE THAN HIS NAME.

The good ones, the weird ones, and the ones Future You deserves a warning about.

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